Isn't it funny

The Democrat Party, as everyone knows, stands for the common man, the disenfranchised, the downtrodden, and the civil rights of women and minorities.

Isn't it funny that they now have to decide, with regards to President of the United States, between the first female candidate, and the first black candidate?

The in-fighting that will surely occur, over the coming months, just might make sitting through all the useless political drivel worthwhile.